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Thanks to our friends at SlateV for putting together a great mock-commercial for Google's "spokesman" Tiger Woods. Great timing after their "Search on" Superbowl commercial created so much buzz.

My only question is was Tiger wearing his green jacket?



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Rarely do you find a video on the internet that is funny enough to make you laugh out loud. Mostly they'll make you smile, chuckle or roll your eyes. Justin.TV via You Tube has provided us with this mistake by a web caster. Watch and enjoy your first real LOL of the day. (You need the vloume up to get the full affect).

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With the next Super Sunday an alarming 364 days away we thought we should play Monday morning quarterback with the most important and most watched part of the game, the commercials. Here is a look at our 5 Best from Sunday.

BEST:
#5 Dante's Inferno: Go to Hell

With movie like graphics and a intriguing opening this ad had me hooked early. Playing "Ain't no Sunshine" by Bill Withers in the background was a nice choice that fit the epic look of this game.



#4
Kia: Big Game

This Kia ad looked like the illegitimate child of"Where the Wild Things Are" and "Swingers". Bowling, Jet Skis, Snow Angles, Hot Tubs, a late night tattoo and a trip to Vegas in :60 make these five friends the hottest group of nobodies since the "Jersey Shore". I'm waiting for their show to be out in the summer. The highlight for me was the Robot in a Dance off with a man doing the robot, classic.



#3
Snickers: You're Not When You're Hungry

Simply put; people love to see old people get tackled. Betty White getting hit harder than any Colt or Saint in the first half was good but I liked that they took her in the huddle and gave her the mouth of a 20-something year old dude. Only to find out she is a 20-something dude, he's just hungry. Highlight, "That not what your girlfriend says!"



#2
Doritos: House Rules

A man brings flowers to pick up a hot mom for a date. He checks her out, sits down on the couch and makes small talk with her son while reaching for a tasty Dorito. Bad move, the quick handed boy gives the guy a Rick James (What did the 5 fingers say to the face?) and lays down the house rules. Unlike other surprising ads in the past this one will be funny every time you see it.



#1
Google: Search On

I am both completely shocked and not at all surprised with Google's ad this year. The greatness is in the simplicity. Never venturing far from it's home page this ad tells a love story through keystrokes and bandwidth. I hate to admit it but this was the best because in :60 I cared enough about this guy to tear up a little. Attaway Google, Attaway...

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Is your day boring? Is your life boring? Are you boring? We'll don't bring the rest of us into your bland unoriginal day with Facebook and Twitter updates like "Just hanging out" or "These dishes won't wash each other". Expand your horizon, go on a adventure, open up a thesaurus or head over to Generatus and they'll conjure one up for you. Just give them you name, select your gender and click the giant Generate button. In seconds all 22 of your tweeps will be enamored with the quality of you statuses.

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With America's favorite National holiday coming up we thought it was best to look back at some of the best and favorite Super Bowl Ad's of all time. MSNBC put together this list which includes classics from McDonald's, Bud-weis-er and Pepsi. My personal favorite on this list was the Monster Jobs ad from 1999. Having aged well in this 10% unemployment land we live in an updated version should end, "what you you do for a job?"

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Senario: A native from deep inside of the Amazon wandered into your house and wants to know what he has been missing. So you tell him about cars, and TV, and cell phones, and the internet. When you get to the internet part, don't bother trying to explain, just show him this video. He will understand.



Adam Peterson loves basketball. And now the world loves Adam Peterson.

Move over I Like Turtles kid.

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Yahoo Answers has become the place for people to ask their most pressing questions, with almost complete anonymity. This allows the questions to become sometimes very strange. Here are the Top 10 Worst Yahoo Answers Questions in the Health category.














Have you seen better questions? Leave us a comment and let us know

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The video game industry has exploded in recent years, thanks mostly to the Wii and its appeal to the non-gamer. Hardcore gamers get a moderate wave of nausea when they see a game like Walk It Out or Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree. But this surge in the industry does have many positive ramifications to hardcore gamers, as more money in the video game business allows for more "real" games to be produced, and at a higher quality.

Check out this Infographic that puts this shift in the gaming industry into perspective.

Videogame Statistics
Source: Online Education

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The creator of the childhood favorite Spaghetti O's (and later Cambell's Chunky Soup) passed away on Friday.

From the AP:
Goerke was marketing research director of Campbell's Franco-American line in the early 1960s when his group started dreaming up pasta in shapes that would appeal to kids. He chose the o's. They were marketed with the unforgettable tagline, "Uh-oh, Spaghetti Os."
Later, he helped introduce Chunky Soup, a hearty ready-to-serve soup that stood out from the company's traditional line of condensed soups.
To pay homage, we encourage you to enjoy a can of those wonderful O's (with franks or meatballs, your choice).

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Starting today, McDonald's restaurants will be offering free Wi-Fi at most of its locations. Previously, McDonalds only offered free Wi-Fi to AT&T customers, and $2.95 for 2 hours for non-customers. This can be really useful for those of you on the road a lot (or living next door to a McDonald's)



While you are enjoying the free McDonald's free Wi-Fi, check out the 40 Weirdest McDonalds Menu Items from Around the World

Photo by Steve Brandon

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I hate American Idol. And I hate all of the "super funny people who think they are really good singers but actually suck" crap that they show during the auditions. But this was shown to me by Joe Canady, and it was too good to not share.

If you have not seen this yet, you need to. And watch it as much as you can before it inevitably gets taken off YouTube.





Pants On Da Ground by General Larry Platt









Lyrics:
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
with the gold in your mouth
hat turned sideways
pant hit the ground
call yourself a cool cat
lookin' like a fool
walkin' down town with your pants on the ground
get it up
hey your pants on the ground
lookin' like a fool
talkin' with your pants on the ground
give it up
x2


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Ok, so we all know Jessica Rabbit is one of the hottest cartoon characters ever. But this Great Grandmother decided that she would like to ruin that for all of mankind.

A 57 year old British woman, Annette Edwards, decided that she would spend $16,000 to become her idol, Jessica Rabbit.














I think she needs to get her money back. She looks like a crazy old lady in a Halloween costume. And to top off her weird obsession with this 80's cartoon character, she is also obsessed with actual rabbits, and claims to have gotten her great figure by "eating like a rabbit". Wow. 

Check out this interview with Ms. Rabbit, and look for her at the next Who Framed Rodger Rabbit cosplay convention.
 

 Full story at Asylum

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In case you didn't know this, simply sending things to your recycle bin does not actually delete it from your computer, even after you empty it. You may not care a whole lot about this, but if you ever sell your computer or recycle it, you should care. It is quite simple for the most novice identity thief or Nosy Nick to track down your "deleted" sensitive files.

PC World has put together a short and really helpful video on how to properly erase your hard drive when you are through with it (sledgehammer instructions included)

How to Completely Erase a Hard Drive

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The Japanese come up with a lot of weird stuff. This isn't as weird as the girlfriend pillows or sit down showers, but it's up there.

Apparently one of the ideas behind this is for quick escapes in case a bear stumbles upon you while camping. Really?

I would want some arms to help me run, or get up when I inevitably fall on my face while running blindly through the dark Japanese forest.

But this thing might serve an unintended purpose. It may make you look so strange and un-tasty to a bear that he may simply leave you alone, opting for the picnic basket instead.

From Angry Asian Man

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